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  • HELIOS: please help me my cows have been eaten by Odysseus’ crew.
  • ZEUS:  what makes your cow so special?
  • Helios:everything
  • ZEUS: who cares about stupid cows.
  • Helios: Please
  • Zeus: Ok then

By Laide and Naa

The Fight

Helios: We  need  to  check  the  cows.

Zeus: I  am  so  bizzy  and  I  dont  care  man.

Daughter: Oh please.

Zeus:NO WAY.

Helios : Just do it  now and don’t do One Direction agian.

Daughter:Dad your beying a bit dramatik.

Zeus: I’ll  do it.


By  Marnie,Sion,Sophia

The gods agument

Helios: Zeus my cows mean alot to me .

Zeus: what is it Helios.

Helios: My cows has been stolen by Odyssyeus and crou.

Zeus: Come on I have got lots of work to do I have to eat, sleep and eat a again.

Helios: no no not again please you know they eat my cows please do something Zeus.

Zeus: all righ Helios but I will do it in a 10020000 years maby I will do it latter achily I am doing it now.




Angel and keir

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY ARGUMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Helios: You have to get my cows back now or DIE!!!

Zeus: Can’t you see that I’m fixing my EPIC bike.

Helios: WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I GOT A MALLET AND SMASHED YOUR BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeus: I’ll just go out and buy a new EPIC bike.

Helios: IF YOU DON’T DO IT NOW I’LL MAKE THE SUN GO DOWN AND THEN THERE WON’T BE ANY LIGHT IN THE WORLD AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeus: Fine then I’ll do it.



By Arthur and Louis

lazy zeus and the cows

Helios: my cows are eaten.

Zeus: But I’m too tied.

Helios: But I dont cer if your tied

Zeus: But I need the toilet.

Heiios: Stop being foolish.

Zeus: All rite siad Zeus.




By Dotty and Leo